Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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