Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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