I need help removing her.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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