She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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