I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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