Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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