in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
