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For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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