You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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