no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
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