I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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