I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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