I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I will be naked everywhere
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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