The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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