help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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