I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
3pm strippers are depressing
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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