Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Randomize
