it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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