she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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