How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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