i used baking grease as lip gloss
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
