just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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