It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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