I hate all girls vehemently.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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