make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Randomize