There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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