is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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