just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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