Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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