try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Your cock deserves a montage
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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