The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You are a genius and a whore.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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