dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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