On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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