let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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