Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Sext me about skeletons
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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