WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
my sisters under your porch take her home
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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