STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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