Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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