Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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