do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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