So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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