You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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