"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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