dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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