Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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