So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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