this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
i think im in europe. pls send help
tell me about the fingering
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