she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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