Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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