On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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