Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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