is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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