quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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