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i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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